Replace Your Computer Desktop with this by December 2008!
Office Memo:
"Since our Information Technology expenditures have risen dramatically, the Board has defined a low-cost alternative to computers. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 2008. Instead everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No boot-up problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
Frequently Asked Questions and Answers from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
Thank you for your cooperation during this difficult transition period."
-Author Unknown
Until next time may your week be-inspired and be sure to purchase your Etch-A-Sketch soon as they will be sold out before Christmas!;)
Until next time, may you have an incredible new year and may it be truly inspired!
Warmly,
Joshua
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